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I received this forwarded email message from a friend. I thought this is nice to be posted on this blog.

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get week-ends or public holidays off.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects you requests for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours a day.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen vesting other
locations.
You do not take initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don‘t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You do part of your job extremely fast and then rush out before anyone else
finishes theirs, without asking team members if they are completed.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the
assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been constantly entering and exiting the
workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

FUNNY!!!! AND TRUE